Ohhh my God, do I remember that day...the day that my Brother and I
ventured into the Arcade and beheld what was the ending of innocence in
my video game childhood. I'm pretty sure the very first Fatality I
witnessed was Sub Zero's spine rip. The next day, I went to school, and
it seemed like every student was talking about it. And it sure did
corrupt us and turn us into violent criminals! Kids everywhere were
throwing spears at each others, ripping each others hearts out! Okay,
I'm obviously ripping into the mad ramblings of certain crazy, mean,
crotchety old man by the name of Jack
Thompson.
Jack Thompson is the hierarchy of all the ignorant looneys
who believes that Video games alone are tools of violence and creates
criminals...completely disregarding psychological issues and bad
parenting...Nope. Just the Video games are to blame. He's pretty much the modern day
physical manifestation of "Mazes and Monsters"...then again, "Mazes and
Monsters" IS a FAR OUT game...perhaps I'll delve more into the asininely placed resentment this man holds for video games another time...until then, I'm gonna' go rip someone's head off.
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