I am so damned geeky...

…that instead of thinking up ways to tell my future children on how babies are made, Santa or the Easter Bunny don’t exist, I am concentrating on how I am going to break the news to my future children that there are THREE God-Awful prequels to “Star Wars”, and horrid, unnecessary re-releases of the originals…with no copies existing except for the original VHS releases…how am I going to make them understand?